yo wuts up this is J layin it down
im the hot shit that just rolled into town
pimpin big houston is what I do best
gimme 1 try and ill ace the test
next time you see women flock - dont hate
if your girl leaves you for me - tough break
just kuz I got skillz and you aint got shit
ill take out your bitch and have her back in a bit
im tired of Em; he thinks he ownz but he sucks
I wish he'd realize no one else gives a fuck
he needs to learn how to treat his wife and daughter
just kuz his wife was cheatin and he caught her
dont mean he need to kill her or kidnap his daughter
hes that pussy ass white boy with yellow hair
if you see him in public dont stop and stare

that just what he wants kuz he likes the attention
what that bastard really needs is an intervention
I cant wait till the day when im pimpin the mall
and Haleys grown up walkin with dad in the hall
she runs to me and gives me her number to call
Em cant believe that its J and his princess
but I turn her down kuz I know theres been incest
I walk over to slim and punch him right in the jaw
the crowd in the mall starts staring in awe
they cant believe marshall finally got told
who knew little old me could be so bold
so if you ever see shady balled up on the floor
kick him in tha face and smack Haley...that whore