I've got girls, they're in my room. The only things my room is not here. 10 til 2, the clock
won't move, detention hall is better with beer.

I can do it all in my room. I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on). I am the
king in my room. I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose.

(CHORUS) Shapow! How do you like me know? SHAZAM, I don't think you understand.
Shaquick! Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen . . . only in my
room.

I've got green, it's in my room. The only things my room is not here. Pitching tents,
inside my pants. There's a pool of drool by my ear.

I can fake it all in my room, I can be a quarterback, I'm the coolest guy in school (check
it). I can get on down in my room. I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in
the nude.

(CHORUS)

TV, munchies, ______, DVD in my room. Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies, doughnut
dunkin' in my room. Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies, in
my room. Write a shitty record, for my record label in my room.

IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!! (x3). (CHORUS)